Seems That Time Has Come!
“The America Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public’s money.” — Alexis de Tocqueville.
Absolutely the Best!
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses . . .
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses. . .The following are excuses written by the parents of students in the Albuquerque Public School System to explain absences.
*Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
*Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.
*My son is under the doctor’s care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
*Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.
*Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.
*Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.