Hey, the aging population doesn’t want to get left out! Give us a big screen SmartPhone and a magnifying glass and we can be just as inventive in our texting.
Now seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD – At the Doctor
* BFF Best Friends Funeral
* BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM – Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
* DWI – Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO – Â Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL – Living on Lipitor
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT – Texting on Toilet
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI
(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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