• Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?
• I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
• Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?
• Can I take you out for a small meal that when combined with another small meal doesn’t exceed your day’s large meal.
• So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.
• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?
• Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
• The bible says to give food and drink to the hungry and thirsty… How about dinner?
• Baby, your hair is like a flock of goats leaping down the slopes of Gilead.
• What time do you have to be back in Heaven?
• I’m starting a Parish Directory, can I have your name and number?
• I guess the Never Fail Novena doesn’t ever fail, because here you are.
• Here’s a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
• Your halo really brings out your eyes.
• Would you like to study Theology of the Body with me sometime?
• If Solomon met you he wouldn’t have needed 700 wives, one would have been enough.
• Are you a penitential season? Because I’d give up anything for you.
• You may need to go to confession because you just stole my heart.
• I’m doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I’d like to be Marian you.
• You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We’re both ripped.