The majority of us like being good citizens but I recently ran across some laws I was not familiar with but refuse to divulge which,if any, of the following were ever broken by me.
Arkansas forbids the Arkansas River from rising higher than to the Main Street Bridge in Little Rock.
In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal to kiss your wife on Sunday.
In California, it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
Biting someone in Louisiana with your natural teeth is ‘simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is ‘aggravated assault.
In Texas, it is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Unless you have a doctor’s note, it’s illegal to buy ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, New Jersey.
Laws specific to California:
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
In California, it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
In Los Angeles County, it is illegal to throw a Frisbee without the permission of a lifeguard.
In Norco, you have to get $100 permit to keep a rhinoceros.
No vehicle may exceed 60 mph if there is no driver.
In San Francisco, it is illegal to store your things in your garage.
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Another CA law that won’t be enforced now that the political overlords have deemed the state a “Sanctuary State” – It is illegal to wear a mask or face covering in public. Can you hear the screams and the wailing and the gnashing of teeth over that one from the “COEXIST” crowd?
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