Who’s Child Is This?
If you find yourself saying any of the following, you are probably in the wrong house, you brought home the wrong children, or you have died and gone to Heaven:
1. Would you please turn down your Gregorian Chant tape. I can’t hear myself think!
2. You really want a third helping of the creamed spinach?
3. Can’t you finish your homework after we get home from the mall?
4. Gosh! Your dad was looking forward to cleaning the attic and garage himself this weekend.
5. You called and canceled the television cable service so you could spend more time with the family?
6. You saved the last piece of cake for your brother?
7. Is it really necessary to dust the furniture twice in the same day?
8. Stop being so nice to your little sister! It’s scaring her.
9. You want to do the dishes and it’s not your assigned day?
10. Do you want to tell me who you are and what you did with my real children?
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